Thursday, April 17, 2008

An Interesting Conversation with Jim

"What'd you do today at work?"

"18 holes."

"What? You played golf? I thought you were working?"

"I drilled 18 holes."

"Ohhh. For what?"

"Uninals."

"Gross!"

"New ones..."

"Still gross!"

"It turned out to be 36."

"Urinals!?"

"No, holes."

"Ohh, 2 games huh? Why?"

"I measured a little off for the mounting."

"So, you missed the green?"

"You could say that."

"Then what'd you do?"

"Went to Menards."

"For what?"

"New drill bits..."

"You mean, new tees? They sell tees at Menards?"

"Sure" chuckle

"Why did you need new tees?"

"You mean, drill bits..."

"No, I mean tees."

"Well, I needed new tees because the old drill bi...I mean tees... were dull."

"Dull?"

"Yeah, it took me 3 hours to do 3 holes."

"Sounds about average for golf...boring."

"When I got the new bits...I mean, tees...it only took 15 minutes to do the rest."

"I'd watch a game like that."

"What are we talking about? I lost track. Golf or Work?"

I'm not into drilling holes or playing golf. I had to make the conversation semi-interesting.

5 comments:

HonorMommy said...

I'm sure Jim never gets bored with a wife as "interesting" as you ;-)

Jamie Saylor said...

Hey, I totally agree with you. I should try that with Zach when he tries to explain NASCAR or Sewage systems.

Sarah said...

Is "interesting" in quotes a good thing? :) :)

Sarah said...

Is "interesting" in quotes a good thing? :) :)

Mom Engle said...

This confirms it-YOU"RE A NUT.
Thanks for keeping my son's life interesting. :)
MOM

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